Paul McCartney to annihilate Nirvana
As reported by TMB earlier, Paul McCartney’s ongoing scheme to cruelly destroy people’s fond memories of the Beatles unfortunately looks set today to take out Nirvana as collateral damage. Furthermore, given that the gig in question is for the victims of hurricane Sandy, some have seen this move as a massive piss take of them as well.
Whilst Nirvana’s critical and popular breakthrough came in the early 1990s, bringing grunge music to a massive audience, Paul McCartney was embarking on his critically panned foray into orchestral music. However, music critics considered this work an “improvement” on the fucking Frog Chorus.
Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic were unavailable for comment, however news has now surfaced of a message purportedly from “the other side”. This short note on a scrap of paper attempts to draw to Cobain’s erstwhile band members’ attention that while he was indeed a big fan of the Beatles in his youth, Cobain really liked the iconic John Lennon. And to any suggestion that given that Lennon was also dead, his songwriting partner probably wasn’t a bad second choice, the mysterious note reiterated what Cobain once said in an interview: “I like the Beatles, but I hate Paul McCartney,” before signing off, “Aren’t I dead enough already?”
The authenticity of the missive is as yet unverified, but the quote about McCartney seems genuine.
